Of course, Microsoft cannot completely revert back to the classic desktop. Here is the new start menu, completely using old code from Windows 8. In fact, it is the Windows 8 start screen, running in a virtual machine window and interacting with Windows 9 through some kind of new technology Microsoft only refers to as "Metro Active Desktop". So that is why Windows 9 requires 65536 GB of RAM or more to operate. Of course you can trick it into running with less, but it will run VERY slowly...or not...Metro Active Desktop confuses me greatly. But hey, what is old is now new again!

It is still entirely possible to browse this sludge in full-screen if the drooling retards en masse simply must.

There is no longer such thing as a "My Documents" folder. Or any folders, for that matter. All your files now go into the Windows folder, as they belong to Microsoft. They have even said they "want to take more control over your PC" and are apparently prepared to go beyond activation to do that. In fact Windows 9 has no product activation.
Microsoft also tries to prevent you from viewing these files, simply because it wants to see them first. Playground rules, big kids come first, duh. What is old is n...

Auto-login appears to have been linked with a nuclear core, in hopes that it will somehow be able to leverage the power to be faster. In reality, it may serve to make the computer explode. For now, it appears that this is optional.

Want themes? Oh sure! You can make it look just like Windows 8 again! But not so fast, it appears to only be in 8-bit color mode. Microsoft claims to "be right on it". As the old saying goes...